10 Things You Need to Know About Caretaking Remote Farming Properties

Thinking about caretaking a remote property? It’s not all cups of tea on the verandah and slaying pigs — though there’s a bit of that too. Out here, it's about rolling up your sleeves, getting your hands dirty, and embracing the wild, unpredictable rhythm of life off the beaten track. Whether you're chasing a slower pace, semi-retirement vibes, or just a good old adventure, here’s what you need to know before taking on a gig looking after someone else’s patch of paradise.

1. It’s Not a Holiday – It’s a Job with Responsibility

Caretaking may seem relaxed from the outside but make no mistake, you’re being entrusted with a huge responsibility. You might be feeding animals, checking water points, monitoring security, or keeping the generator ticking over. There’s no “off” button—if something breaks, you fix it. If an animal goes missing, you go looking. You’re the boots on the ground, and the owners are relying on you to keep things running smoothly. It’s incredibly rewarding, but you need to treat it like a job, not a getaway.

2. Isolation is Real – Be Mentally Ready

When they say "remote," they mean it. You could be 200km or more from the nearest shop, pub, or neighbour. For some, that solitude is a dream; for others, it can quickly turn into cabin fever. You’ll need to be content in your own company - or your partner’s - day in, day out. There are no quick coffee catchups or spontaneous outings. Bring hobbies, set goals to learn new skills, and also just enjoy the outdoors, anything that helps you stay mentally grounded. The isolation can be beautiful, but it’s something to be prepared for.

3. Safety First – You’re the First Responder Out Here

Out here, help is a long way away. If you get bitten by a snake, roll a quad bike, or even slice your hand open on fencing wire, you’re the one who has to deal with it until proper help arrives. Always carry a UHF or sat phone when heading out—whether it’s on foot, bike, or ute. Tell someone if you're heading out alone and when you'll be back. Have a proper first aid kit that’s easy to access, and learn how to use it. Know where the RFDS (Royal Flying Doctor Service) landing strip is (most remote stations have airstrips but over a wet season these sometimes are not accessible) and have a plan for emergencies.

It’s also about working smarter—don’t take risks climbing ladders alone, keep your gear in good nick, and take time to assess a job before diving in. Out here, staying safe is part of the job.

4. Know Your Limits – But Be Willing to Learn

You don’t need to be a bush mechanic or born-and-bred farmer, but having a go is essential. Know how to handle a drill, fix a fence, or check an engine. If you don’t know something, don’t bluff—ask. Most property owners are more than happy to teach you what you need to know if you’re genuinely interested. A “no worries, I’ll figure it out” attitude goes a long way—but so does knowing when to call for help or guidance. Every job is a chance to learn a new skill.

5. Self-Sufficiency is Essential

There’s no popping to the servo for bread. You’ll need to plan your supplies like a seasoned prepper—food, fuel, toiletries, meds, even batteries and chook food. One forgotten item could mean doing without for weeks. You’ll also need to be able to fix basic things around the house or shed without calling a tradie. Make lists, double-check them, and get comfortable stretching what you have. Running out of tomato sauce is annoying. Running out of cheese or fuel for the genny? That’s a problem.

6. Weather Can Be Brutal

Australia’s outback weather doesn’t muck around. One day it’s 45°C in the shade, the next you’re bogged in red mud after a flash storm. Dust storms, scorching sun, freezing mornings, and flies that never quit are part of the gig. Keep an eye on forecasts, secure anything that might blow away, and know how to handle heat stress. A weather event can throw your whole week sideways—so flexibility and a good sense of humour are handy tools.

7. Water is Life

Looking after bores, tanks, and troughs becomes second nature. You’ll need to monitor levels, clean troughs, and know when something’s not right. If a trough dries up, livestock could suffer—or worse. If your own water supply fails, you’re suddenly in a very shit situation. Learning how the water system works on your property should be one of your first priorities. Keep a close eye on leaks, pump pressure, and water quality. A daily walk to check tanks can save you a massive headache.

8. Wildlife and Pests Are Part of the Job

You’ll cross paths with snakes, goannas, wild dogs, feral pigs, cane toads, and every bug in the bush. You might need to set traps, patch up fences, or scare something off with a bit of noise "pew pew". Dealing with wildlife is about being observant, cautious, and respectful. Know what’s normal for the area and what’s a potential threat. Keep your boots outside (but check 'em first), stay calm around snakes, and don’t leave food scraps lying around. Bush living means sharing space with nature—whether you like it or not.

9. Be Clear on the Expectations

Every station or large property runs differently, even if the business seems the same. Before you arrive, make sure you've had a proper yarn with the owners. What jobs are daily? What happens in an emergency? Are you allowed to use the ute? Is there a fuel allowance? Are visitors okay? What if something breaks? Get it all written down if possible. Clear communication from the start saves drama later and ensures you’re being fair to each other. If it’s a paid role, clarify hours, wages, and time off too.

10. It’s One of the Most Rewarding Jobs You’ll Ever Do

Despite the challenges, caretaking a remote property is a one-of-a-kind experience. You’ll see sunrises that stop you in your tracks, find pride in tackling jobs solo, and feel a connection to country that’s hard to explain. The lifestyle gives you time to slow down, reconnect with nature, and get away from the noise of modern life. It’s peaceful, purpose-driven living—and for many, it becomes something they don’t want to give up.

Whether you’re looking for a lifestyle change, a working break, or a taste of outback living, caretaking a remote property is worth considering. Just go in with open eyes, a good attitude, and a solid plan—and you’ll be set for an adventure like no other.